Fab and Fresh – It’s getting a bit silly now
Unofficial Guild has discovered that at last week’s Saturday night (10th Oct) flagship Guild club night, the notorious Fab and Fresh, over 19 separate incidents were reported, all concerning girls being found in boys toilets.
Surely this just proves we need gender neutral toilets, and think of the paperwork it would save!
£300,000 over budget on Guild Build Phase 3 – Exposed
Unofficial Guild can exclusively reveal that in high-level meetings last week between Guild Management and Sabbs, the shocking bombshell was dropped by contractors as they explained that the building work was due to come in £300,000 over budget. The multi-million pound redevelopment of the Guild building has suffered many minor hiccups already but surely some heads have to roll for this utter cock-up.
Senior staff at the Guild are reportedly taking home salaries nicely approaching six figures, yet the main project under their stewardship is now potentially not financeable and significant corners will have to be cut, ultimately hitting students where it matters most by reducing the provision of, and facilities for, membership services.
Builders abandoned their tools at the start of freshers week and were due to recommenced building work on 28th September. However, budget blunders have meant that no builders have as yet returned to the project and are not expected to be back till early November at the very earliest.
The new bar area, located above the Underground club, is the current work that is causing the problems, and it is certain that the opening date of February 2010 is now impossible to achieve. Student Development, the heart of the Guild’s membership services is set to move upstairs into where Joe’s currently resides, yet this is now not set to happen until Easter.
Unofficial Guild would like to thank our two anonymous whistleblowers for this scoop. Let’s hope someone can get their act together and actually deliver the promises for a fresh, innovative and responsive Guild building that have been so forcibly made to all Birmingham students over the past 18 months.
Unofficial Guild would welcome any voice of Guild authority to clarify what the hell is going on and be frank and up front with its members. Emailed explains to UnofficialGuild@ymail.com will be published on this blog with absolutely no editing.
Senior staff at the Guild are reportedly taking home salaries nicely approaching six figures, yet the main project under their stewardship is now potentially not financeable and significant corners will have to be cut, ultimately hitting students where it matters most by reducing the provision of, and facilities for, membership services.
Builders abandoned their tools at the start of freshers week and were due to recommenced building work on 28th September. However, budget blunders have meant that no builders have as yet returned to the project and are not expected to be back till early November at the very earliest.
The new bar area, located above the Underground club, is the current work that is causing the problems, and it is certain that the opening date of February 2010 is now impossible to achieve. Student Development, the heart of the Guild’s membership services is set to move upstairs into where Joe’s currently resides, yet this is now not set to happen until Easter.
Unofficial Guild would like to thank our two anonymous whistleblowers for this scoop. Let’s hope someone can get their act together and actually deliver the promises for a fresh, innovative and responsive Guild building that have been so forcibly made to all Birmingham students over the past 18 months.
Unofficial Guild would welcome any voice of Guild authority to clarify what the hell is going on and be frank and up front with its members. Emailed explains to UnofficialGuild@ymail.com will be published on this blog with absolutely no editing.
EXPOSED- MORE FRUIT OF LOOM BLUNDERS BY GUILD
The Economics Society are holding a bar crawl tonight - and yes - you've guessed it - the t shirts are made by Fruit of the Loom -
Can someone get their act together on implementing Guild policy please?
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