Exclusive Mermaid Square Cover-Up

Unofficial Guild has discovered newly elected Women's Officer Esther Akinnuwa has been consulting students through the cliched medium of facebook, to canvas their views on Mermaid square's statue being bare chested.

We understand that Esther (who's fashion sense we adore) is planning to create a petition asking for the breasts of the mermaid to be covered up. One source also mused that the petition will form the basis for a Guild Council motion to be presented in October.

Concerns have also been raised about the smaller statue currently by the Spar shop.

School's out for the summer, but perhaps common sense is too.